Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

All Your Base Are Belong to Us

November 10, 2009

Alright.  Enough downers for now.  How about something to make you smile?

From time to time I like to check a website called Engrish.com for a good laugh.  This site is devoted to snapshots from Asian signposts, labels, warnings, etc which mistranslate the English in funny ways.   Some of the funniest would probably offend some of my readers (whoever they are), so I won’t post them.  But here are a few samples of some that crack me up.

engrish02b

That’s all you have to do.  Isn’t that comforting?

 


 

 

engrish01a

People in Japan seem so polite.  I should visit there some day.

 


 

 

engrish02

Well, somebody has to connoct our poopie.

 


 

 

engrish02a

Not gonna do it.  Wouldn’t be prudent.

 


 

 

engrish03

Well, I suppose that’s a logical name…

 


 

 

engrish04

For people with really stubborn nails…

 


 

 

engrish05

It’s clean and blue!

 


 

 

engrish06

That’s why you gotta keep off the grass!

 


 

 

engrish07

I don’t know which to start with… the chicken-brown fungus or the fungus of old people’s head?

 


 

 

engrish08

I like number 9.  I think some of my students have “stupid disease.”

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Freudian Slippers

March 14, 2009


Now that’s just hilarious. When you wiggle your toes, it looks like he’s sticking his tongue out. I just may have to get me a pair of these someday.

Speaking of Freudian things…I finished reading The Watchmen this week, so now I can be an educated viewer when I go see the movie. I’ve never seen so much Freudian thought integrated into a plot! And since I didn’t come across this series when I was younger, I don’t expect to be indignant about changes like some folks seem to be. For example, I won’t be sorry to see the giant squid thing disappear from the storyline. That was just over the top. Alan Moore has some serious issues (no pun intended).

I also realized after reading Watchmen just how much the creators of The Incredibles must have been influenced by this story. Whole lotta striking similarities, but without the nihilistic darkness and gore. I’ll stick with The Incredibles, thank you.

Osama YoMama

September 25, 2006

Kinda funny. I’m not much for Family Guy, but this is kinda funny.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5156309062057571174

Passing the Time

April 11, 2006

Yeah, no blogs in a while. Haven’t had much to say that’s profound lately. Well, there was this one day that I had a really deep thought… but then I lost it. Oh, well.

The fellowship that I’m a part of is taking a break from meeting for a while. When you’re not stuck in a ritual (or you’re trying to avoid becoming so) you can do that once in a while. This got me to thinking… What can a person do when his or her church is “on a break”?

Top Ten Things to Do When Your Church is on a Break

1. Rest.

2. Write new songs.

3. Read a few good books. Maybe ones you’ve never read before.

4. Spend time just hanging out with brothers and sisters in the church. Eat together. Watch movies together. Whatever.

5. Read the New Testament.

6. Or don’t.

7. Exercise.

8. Spend some time with the Lord, rediscovering your individual relationship with Him.

9. Visit other fellowships and see what’s going on there.

10. Got any more suggestions? Post them below!

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Another thing you could do is spend way too much time on the internet by installing the StumbleUpon button in Firefox (thanks Jeremy!).

That’s how I came upon this:

http://www.f355kit.com/videos/heyyacb.mov

Even the short credits at the end cracked me up.